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nu is ook Hans Klok door een tijger aangevallen unquote
ik vind dat Tijgers mensen moeten opeten in Borneo zoals ze gewend
zijn en NieT moeten goochelen ....
nu is ook Hans Klok door een tijger aangevallen unquote
ik vind dat Tijgers mensen moeten opeten in Borneo zoals ze gewend
zijn en NieT moeten goochelen ....
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prinses Irene praat met bomen unquote
ik vind dat ik met jeneverflessen kan praten --
maar waarom zijn die altijd LeeG >??
prinses Irene praat met bomen unquote
ik vind dat ik met jeneverflessen kan praten --
maar waarom zijn die altijd LeeG >??
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vriendschap is een Droom - een pakketje schroot met een dun laagje
Chroom unquote
ik vind dat een waarheid als een Koe.
vriendschap is een Droom - een pakketje schroot met een dun laagje
Chroom unquote
ik vind dat een waarheid als een Koe.
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premier Balkenende lijkt op Charlie Chaplin unquote
ik vind dat daar wel wat in zit.
premier Balkenende lijkt op Charlie Chaplin unquote
ik vind dat daar wel wat in zit.
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Biljarten doe je met je Hoofd unquote
ik vind dat leuk bedacht van mezelf.
Biljarten doe je met je Hoofd unquote
ik vind dat leuk bedacht van mezelf.
· Man who run in front of car get tired.
· Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
· Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
· War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
· Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
· Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
· It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
· Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
· Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
· Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
· Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
· Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
· Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
· He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
· Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
· Man who sit on tack get point!
· Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
· Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
· Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
· Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
· Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
· Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
· Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
· When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth
and remove all doubt.
· "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
·· Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
· Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
· Man with one chopstick go hungry.
· Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
· War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
· Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
· Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
· War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
· Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
· Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
· It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
· Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
· Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
· Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
· Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
· Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
· Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
· He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
· Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
· Man who sit on tack get point!
· Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!
· Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
· Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
· Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
· Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!
· Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!
· Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
· When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth
and remove all doubt.
· "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"
·· Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
· Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
· Man with one chopstick go hungry.
· Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!
· War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.
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